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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 25, 2014 13:52:37 GMT -5
Goomber
You sit at the desk. The plot does not advance. You do notice, however, that there are several drawers on this desk. And some documents on the desk, as well. What do?
Dave Diggle
You call the robot and he comes barreling in through the wall. The lizards are afraid and scatter but not before the robot, we'll call him Tim, kills the majority of their tribe. Tim is now in your party, stating that he'll never leave you again. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 25, 2014 13:59:35 GMT -5
> Continue thataways
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 25, 2014 17:04:54 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
You continue to move thataways, with your group of seven humans with sticks, and your giant-ten-armed-robot following you. There is some sexual tension between you and the robot, but Fartholomew is much more important. For his sake, you trudge on. You eventually reach the door, but it is guarded by a giant lion with snakes for eyes. It's freaking crazy looking. It's really gross, too. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 25, 2014 18:42:45 GMT -5
> Take a stick from one of my followers and throw it into the forest in the hopes that Princess over here will go chase it.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 25, 2014 18:45:33 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
Princess is not amused. She does not. She is still asleep in front of the door. Your follower begins to cry because his stick is all he's ever known. He leaves the group. -1 to follower. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 25, 2014 18:54:19 GMT -5
> While she is asleep, jump onto her back.
> I am the master of stealth.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 25, 2014 18:56:24 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
Precious is not amused. Her tentacles begin to struggle to find you, and you are on the back of a giant freaking lion. Tim runs in to help, but is swatted by a tentacle and loses his arm. Four followers are crushed by Tim and the other two are outta there. -6 to followers. "I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, DAVE." The lion is still trying to get you off her back, and she starts bucking. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 25, 2014 19:08:47 GMT -5
> Take off my tie and use it as a lasso to try and keep the lion under control.
> In the event of a lack of tie (i was working in an office building and I didn't have a tie?), jam the spoon into its back and hold on tight.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 25, 2014 19:14:35 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
You do both (cuz yea, you have a tie). Precious is still unamused. Tim gets up and revvs his saws. He then begins to start sawing at the tentacles, and Precious is even more upset, but she begins to be weakened. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 25, 2014 21:00:58 GMT -5
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 26, 2014 7:00:56 GMT -5
Dave Diggle[/u]
You scream. Tim gears your shrieking and comes to save you. He starts slicing Precious up and she dies. Good job, Tim. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 26, 2014 9:55:08 GMT -5
> Use spoon to cut up anything valuable from the lion.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 26, 2014 10:17:40 GMT -5
Dave Diggle[/u]
You begin to slice up Precious and a baby lion pops out. She takes a liking to you, even though you murdered her mom. What will you name her, and then what do?
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 26, 2014 13:42:39 GMT -5
GoomberYou sit at the desk. The plot does not advance. You do notice, however, that there are several drawers on this desk. And some documents on the desk, as well. What do? Dave DiggleYou call the robot and he comes barreling in through the wall. The lizards are afraid and scatter but not before the robot, we'll call him Tim, kills the majority of their tribe. Tim is now in your party, stating that he'll never leave you again. What do? > Check the drawers and the documents |
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 26, 2014 13:45:09 GMT -5
Goomber
The documents are written in an old ancient language that you cannot read, and you think nothing of it, except for the last page which has a giant lion on the back of it.
The drawers contain a bottle of a pink liquid. What do?
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