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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 19:41:07 GMT -5
Dave Diggle You do it. Everyone thinks you're weird, and the other ninjas give chase. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 19:44:12 GMT -5
> Take an immediate left behind a cubicle and stand there. I am the master of stealth.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 19:47:12 GMT -5
Dave Diggle You do so, and all the emus run by, except for one, but he runs into a wall cuz he is a bit slower than the rest of the emus. The world is yours to explore. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 19:50:20 GMT -5
> Dive out the windows. Emus are the most flight capable of birds. He will be able to support me.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 19:56:54 GMT -5
Dave Diggle Emus can't fly, and he is unable to support you, even if he were capable of flight. Luckily (or unluckily) for you, a claw grasps you out of the air at the last moment. Your emu looks you in the eyes as you are carried to relative safety and he wonders to himself: "Why, Dave?" as he plummets towards certain doom. We will miss you Fartholomew. Anyways, this helicopter airlifts you to a remote base in the desert of New Mexico. They put you in a large room with only one door, besides the one you came in with. The guy over the speaker says "Have fun with that other door, gg no re." What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 20:02:03 GMT -5
> Mourn the death of Fartholomew. He shall be avenged.
> Take out my anger by kicking down the door I didn't come in from.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 20:08:53 GMT -5
Dave Diggle You make him a little memorial out of pocket lint and your pants. It's all you had on hand. Now you are pantsless. -10 to having pants. Anyways, you kick the door, but it opens cuz its one of those Jedi doors that open with sensors you know what I mean. Anyways, you kick, but actually don't kick anything. The door is open now and you walk through it. There is a large pit with tigers and sharks at the bottom. There is a bunch of ropes from the ceiling, and another door on the other side. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 20:10:12 GMT -5
> Fartholomew's righteous spirit will give me the strength to swing across the ropes.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 20:12:43 GMT -5
Dave Diggle It's as if Fartholomew is flying you across the chasm.
He can't fly. You clumsily grasp at every rope and almost fall to what is certainly certain death. The other door opens, and you walk through it to see a giant robot cyborg with ten arms that all have laser guns and buzz saws at the end of it. There is a singular plastic spoon on the wall to your left. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 20:27:17 GMT -5
> Get spoon
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 24, 2014 13:08:51 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
You get the spoon. +4 to spooning. Now the big guy is lumbering at you, what do you do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 24, 2014 13:10:22 GMT -5
> Spoon the cyborg.
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 24, 2014 13:10:43 GMT -5
Continue prodding the men about their mothers
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 24, 2014 13:17:14 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
You run behind the giant robot and you begin to spoon him. He actually enjoys. He becomes the little spoon to your big spoon, and you do this for fifteen minutes. He doesn't want you to leave, but you must. For Fartholomew... What do?
Goomber
There is no one around. Just some security cameras and that door that guy said you were supposed to go through. You point and mock the security camera, and it has no reaction, cuz its a security camera. What do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 24, 2014 13:50:32 GMT -5
> Leave
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