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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 9:55:36 GMT -5
Just to start things off, a quick baby-sized adventure. That's all. A quick one.
Enter Name:
Players:
-Goomber -Dave Diggle |
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 23, 2014 13:13:11 GMT -5
Name: Goomber
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 13:22:40 GMT -5
Goomber
You are working in your office cubicle at Corporation Corps.
You have two options:
-File paperwork
-Fix the fax machine
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 23, 2014 13:47:21 GMT -5
Fix the face machine. What we do without our fax machine!?
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 13:54:03 GMT -5
Goomber
You go to fix the fax machine. As you begin to fix it, you spy a wrecking ball flying towards you from outside a building. There are also several black helicopters, appearing to come towards you as well. What do you do?
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 16:45:09 GMT -5
Name: Dave Diggle
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 23, 2014 16:51:29 GMT -5
Goomber
You go to fix the fax machine. As you begin to fix it, you spy a wrecking ball flying towards you from outside a building. There are also several black helicopters, appearing to come towards you as well. What do you do? |
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 17:17:23 GMT -5
Dave Diggle
You are working in your office cubicle at Corporation Corps.
You have two options:
-File paperwork
-Fix the fax machine
Goomber
You place him in front of you, and he takes the brunt of the destruction. You politely thank him, and he responds, "You're welcome." He then walks out of the office. As you turn around a metal bar smacks you in the face as 20 suited men parachute into the room and jetpack you out of it and onto a helicopter. One suited man's jetpack doesn't work, and he falls to his death. As if it wasn't already a bad day for the guy. He caught his wife cheating on him with his dad and brothers. Poor guy. Anyways, you're in a helicopter now and you're handcuffed and there are a lot of guys around you. What do?
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Post by moldovahkiin on Sept 23, 2014 18:09:06 GMT -5
You place him in front of you, and he takes the brunt of the destruction. You politely thank him, and he responds, "You're welcome." He then walks out of the office. As you turn around a metal bar smacks you in the face as 20 suited men parachute into the room and jetpack you out of it and onto a helicopter. One suited man's jetpack doesn't work, and he falls to his death. As if it wasn't already a bad day for the guy. He caught his wife cheating on him with his dad and brothers. Poor guy. Anyways, you're in a helicopter now and you're handcuffed and there are a lot of guys around you. What do? |
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 18:38:36 GMT -5
Goomber You ask the not-so-friendly looking gentleman how their mothers are doing. None of them respond, and one spits in your face and asks how dare you. After a few more hours, you arrive in a secret base in New Mexico. I don't know how you know it's New Mexico, but it is, don't ask questions. Anyways, the helicopter lands and they walk you into a large empty room. A voice comes over a speaker: "Hello, Goomber. You are now our prisoner. We won't tell you why because we need to have a surprise twist at the end of this thing. Basically you can escape if you head through that door. That's all." The door in question is the one over there. Like, over there. Look better. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 19:06:00 GMT -5
>File that paperwork gurl.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 19:14:05 GMT -5
Dave Diggle You go to file paperwork, when suddenly emu ninjas. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 19:28:48 GMT -5
> Mount one of them while they aren't paying attention, for I am the true master of stealth.
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Post by pigottfence432 on Sept 23, 2014 19:30:19 GMT -5
Dave Diggle The emu ninja you hop on succumbs to your might, and you gain +10 to emu. Now you are riding an emu ninja. What do? |
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Post by Billy Bangles on Sept 23, 2014 19:36:48 GMT -5
> Ride it through the office screaming, "THE NIPPLES HAVE EYES"
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