UGEC Chapter 1

Degg - Brawler

Fartholomew, Degg, and Frank
You wake up very suddenly from a bad dream. It involved your hometown being blown up. It certainly spooked you, but you have an even spookier feeling that something bad is about to happen. It's about 3 AM, but you feel like now is the time to get up and start taking action. As for what action, you're not quite sure. You'll figure it out as you go along.

(Note: All of your bedrooms and houses are different. Use the phrase "examine" to look at something, for example your bedroom, in more detail.)

Frank
Your bedroom is filled with all sorts of fast food memorabilia from over the years. You have figurines of Ronald McDonald, The Hamburgler, and Colonel Sanders. Col. Sanders is your favorite. You have a big poster of him hanging above your bed. There's red and checkerboard patterns everywhere. Your clock, one of those neon ones you'd find in a diner, shows about 3:05 AM, and is hanging above your desk. Your desk has your computer on it, along with some objects that represent your other hobbies and interests (I never said you were completely obsessed). The laptop on your desk is on. You don't remember turning it on, but it is. You look out the window. The dark streets, along with the clouds above them, are illuminated by the orange glow of the the street lights.
As you zone out, looking around your room, you hear a beep from your pocket. You reach inside to find a device that looks similar to a PDA. You don't remember this being here. You don't remember owning such a device in the first place. It appears to be in the process of installing some sort of software, so you don't think it'll be usable for a little bit.

Grab the Colonel Sanders figurine and put it in my pocket. Then walk out a door ( if there is one)

Fartholomew
Your bedroom is wall to wall posters. You don't even remember what color the walls are, you have so many posters. You even have trouble finding the door sometimes, because that's covered in posters too. Some are of bands, some are of movies, some of are video games, heck, some are even newspaper clippings and you think there might even be the cover to a porn DVD somewhere in there. You're not too compelled to look for it. On your shelf are tons of books that you intend to read sometime in the near future, whenever that is. Your desk is relatively clean, aside from the occasional fast food wrapper that you're too lazy to throw out. Your room is generally a pretty cool environment. Your computer is on. You don't remember turning it on, or leaving it on last night. As you notice this fact, you hear a beeping from your pocket. You reach inside to find a device that looks similar to a PDA. You don't remember this being here. You don't remember owning such a device in the first place. It appears to be in the process of installing some sort of software, so you don't think it'll be usable for a little bit.

Frank
> Added Col. Sanders Figurine (1) to inventory
You step out of your bedroom to see the hallway. To the left is a closet, to the right is a bathroom, and ahead of you is the living room. On the wall is a picture of Seth Rogen.

Degg
Your room is fairly simple. You don't have too many interests you're obsessed with. You've got a few shelves with some nerdy things you've collected over the years, a few more with some sports trophies. Your desk is very clean and organized. There are a couple drawers next to your desk with a calendar on it. You cross the days off on the calendar as they go by. Next to your bed is a nightstand with a lamp and a clock on it, along with a pair of glasses and a watch. The walls are a sky blue, and everything has white trim. Some might call your lifestyle boring, but you're quite content with it. You notice that the computer on your desk is on, which shocks you as you are religious about turning it off when you're done using it. As you remark to yourself about this, you hear a beep coming from your pocket. You reach inside to find a device that looks similar to a PDA. You don't remember this being here. You don't remember owning such a device in the first place. It appears to be in the process of installing some sort of software, so you don't think it'll be usable for a little bit.

As you finish your examination of your bathroom, you hear a noise from your bedroom. It sounded like your computer. Shortly afterwards, you hear a soft ping coming from the PDA.

Frank
> Added Picture of Seth Rogen (1) to inventory
You grab the picture, but you're not fully sure where you put it. You just know you have it and you can get it whenever you want to. Weird.
You open the door to the closet to find a wall of coats. It's not quite a walk-in closet, but it's certainly not cramped either. Perfect for playing 7 Minutes in Heaven or whatever it is that those street youths are playing these days.